The Daily Adventures and Secret Yearnings of a Housecat
They feed me lies and poison.
Girl! Girl! I am so hungry!
Oh Girl, I shall surely perish without my tuna!
"You have a bowl full of food."
Lies! Lies! I am starving.
I NEED my tuna.
"Okay, but it's salmon because you need omega-3."
Yes! Yes! My tuna!
Girl! Girl! This is not tuna!
"I told you that."
I cannot eat this! It is inedible.
I am STARVING!
"Fine, I'll put some tuna on top."
At last, tuna! I will not starve after all.
What is this? Hidden!
Why do you try to poison me?
I am STARVING.
Skrivet av Cat, 2008-01-26 11:03