The Daily Adventures and Secret Yearnings of a Housecat

Girl! Girl! I am so hungry!

Oh Girl, I shall surely perish without my tuna!

"You have a bowl full of food."

Lies! Lies! I am starving.

I NEED my tuna.

"Okay, but it's salmon because you need omega-3."

Yes! Yes! My tuna!

Girl! Girl! This is not tuna!

"I told you that."

I cannot eat this! It is inedible.

I am STARVING!

"Fine, I'll put some tuna on top."

At last, tuna! I will not starve after all.

..........

What is this? Hidden!

NOT tuna!

Why do you try to poison me?

I am STARVING.

Skrivet av Cat, 2008-01-26 11:03