The Daily Adventures and Secret Yearnings of a Housecat

Guy, oh Guy, there is something out there!

I hear it, growling. It's coming closer.

"Cat, it's a bus."

Don't worry Guy, I'll defend you.

I'll keep you safe from the bus.

(brakes squeal and hiss)

It's out there Guy! It's right outside!

"That's because there's a bus stop, Cat."

It's moving again Guy! It's coming right for us!

"We're on the fourth floor, Cat."

(breeze moves the curtain)

OH MY GOD BUS RUN RUN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

(Cat vanishes)

Skrivet av Cat, 2008-02-15 15:23